Can You Tell the Difference Between Quotes From the Daily Pennsylvanian and Tweets From Jaden Smith?

Can You Tell the Difference Between Quotes From the Daily Pennsylvanian and Tweets From Jaden Smith?

While the Pennsylvania Punch Bowl is primarily intended to be a devastatingly witty outlet for some of the greatest minds Penn has to offer, we also like to challenge our audience. To that end, we’ve dived into the philosophical musings of Jaden Smith’s Twitter account, and scoured the Daily Pennsylvanian’s online archives. Can you, dear reader, tell them apart? Answers for … Continue reading

Punchbowl’s Top Eight Grammy Moments 2015

Punchbowl’s Top Eight Grammy Moments 2015

This year’s Grammys was one to remember! Take a look back with The Punchbowl’s Top Eight Moments from the Grammys! 8. When Usher showed Stevie the finer points of fellatio but forgot that Stevie isn’t much of a visual learner. Other performers were not too enthusiastic about using Usher’s microphone during the remainder of the show. 7. … Continue reading

Snapchat “Discover” Update Includes Live NSA Feed

Snapchat “Discover” Update Includes Live NSA Feed

The recently released Snapchat “Discover” update has been welcomed with extraordinary praise. *Credible* news sources have said that this “will change news consumption indefinitely.” The update includes a grid of features that show snapchat-esque clips and stories from sources including CNN, Comedy Central, and National Geographic, but users are most interested in the feature that provides … Continue reading

Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag

Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, in case you hadn’t heard. I asked for your questions and now I am going to answer them, in the first ever Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag Extravaganza. If your question wasn’t answered, don’t take it personally. It just means that it was a bad question and/or you are a bad person and/or … Continue reading

Super (Punch) Bowl Preview

Super (Punch) Bowl Preview

GLENDALE, ARIZONA—This Sunday, the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks will meet at University of Phoenix Stadium to contest Super Bowl XLIX. The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl will be covering the game, since we are a Serious News Organization™, and I’ve got your preview right here. Check back tomorrow for our Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag Extravaganza. What … Continue reading

Why Does Everyone Have Balls On Their Mind?

Why Does Everyone Have Balls On Their Mind?

This past week, the New England Patriots’ dominant 45 – 7 win in the AFC championship against the Indianapolis Colts was overshadowed by balls. Soft, leathery, ellipsoid balls. Now dubbed “DeflateGate”, the New England Patriots are accused of doing tinkering with their balls. (For those unfamiliar with the finer points of how balls work, softer balls are much … Continue reading