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Penn’s Newest Senior Societies

Penn’s Newest Senior Societies

Penn’s growing student body can only mean one thing: more specific senior societies are necessary! There’s no limit to how many senior societies can exist. Still haven’t found your fit? Here are the new senior societies this year that might cater to your needs: Wand, exclusively for lesbian magicians at Penn Clay, catering to pottery … Continue reading

Why Does Everyone Have Balls On Their Mind?

Why Does Everyone Have Balls On Their Mind?

This past week, the New England Patriots’ dominant 45 – 7 win in the AFC championship against the Indianapolis Colts was overshadowed by balls. Soft, leathery, ellipsoid balls. Now dubbed “DeflateGate”, the New England Patriots are accused of doing tinkering with their balls. (For those unfamiliar with the finer points of how balls work, softer balls are much … Continue reading

Top 6 Reasons Why Pitbull Should Be President

Top 6 Reasons Why Pitbull Should Be President

            Citing a tendency for high public approval towards presidential candidates who were terrible in the entertainment industry (see also: Reagan), Vulture magazine has predicted that rapper and former star of Kim Possible Pitbull will someday be elected to the Oval Office. The reactions to this article are overwhelmingly negative. One commenter observed, … Continue reading

-BREAKING NEWS- Penn Birdwatchers Back in the Nest

-BREAKING NEWS- Penn Birdwatchers Back in the Nest

After losing SAC funding six years ago, the Penn Birdwatching Society is slated to resume normal activity this fall. Their removal from campus shortly followed the controversial tarring and feathering of one Bon Appétit worker in the spring of 2007. “Though that was certainly a regrettable incident,” former Society president and alumnus Will Hampton has … Continue reading

All Radio Sketches Online!

Guess what? All of the sketches from Punch Bowl’s finest radio program, “Punch Bowl in the Morning After Dark!!!” are now organized by title and episode number for you to download for free! It must be your birthday! Find them here…

Introducing Starch Madness 2012: The ChampionChip

Introducing Starch Madness 2012: The ChampionChip

Friends, readers, and confused people looking to buy bowls on the internet, In the midst of genocide, poverty, war, and atrocities, we as a people must answer one truly important question:  What is the best chip, as determined by a March-Madness-style bracket?  After last year’s bracket to find the best cereal, we at the Punch Bowl present … Continue reading

Updated Archives!

The archives section of the site is now slightly more functional! Now the old articles are organized by author, instead of not being organized at all. So take a trip down memory lane, all the way back to the year 2006!