The Life and Death of Covie, the Brave Covid Particle – Part One
CPAC Statues that Didn’t Make the Cut
OP ED: I took classes synchronously as an international student, and it was totally worth it!
Student Finds Loophole For Penn Two-Day Spring Break
Goldman Interviewer Has Had Enough of the Bullshit
Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart
We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn
Penn Student-Athletes Finally Getting What They Deserve
Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak
69 Penn Specific Romance Tropes for Valentines Day
Op-Ed: Penn is the Ivy League’s Biggest Overachiever
How Outsmart PennOpen Pass
How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings
Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context
5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped
2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania
Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project
Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020
Stress Foods: RANKED
Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)
OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists
PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with
Note Regarding Upcoming Holiday Travel From Penn
Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics
BREAKING: Dominatrix Is Controlling Election Coverage
A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki
EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men
Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name
Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice
Judge Barrett responds to every question with lyrics from “Losing My Religion”- answers actually make more sense
DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired
Late Night Musings of a Professor
This Lecture is Taking Forever: A Villanelle
Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!
I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To
Exclusive Interview with Jefferson Davis
NEW CLUB ON CAMPUS: We write Rupi Kaur poetry about Penn
13 Puns for these Cursed Times
Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks
Fall DIYs With Little to No Purchases!
Professor Shocks Students with New Tattoo
The Art of Seduction: Zoom Edition
5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn
Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online
Wharton Students Feeling Right at Home with Virtual Recruiting
How to Best Utilize Zoom’s Greatest Feature
Guys, I’m Moving to Venus!
Why Online Classes are Just NOT IT
