5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped
2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania
Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project
Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020
Stress Foods: RANKED
Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)
OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists
PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with
Note Regarding Upcoming Holiday Travel From Penn
Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics
BREAKING: Dominatrix Is Controlling Election Coverage
A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki
EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men
Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name
Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice
Judge Barrett responds to every question with lyrics from “Losing My Religion”- answers actually make more sense
DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired
Late Night Musings of a Professor
This Lecture is Taking Forever: A Villanelle
Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!
I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To
Exclusive Interview with Jefferson Davis
NEW CLUB ON CAMPUS: We write Rupi Kaur poetry about Penn
13 Puns for these Cursed Times
Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks
Fall DIYs With Little to No Purchases!
Professor Shocks Students with New Tattoo
The Art of Seduction: Zoom Edition
5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn
Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online
Wharton Students Feeling Right at Home with Virtual Recruiting
How to Best Utilize Zoom’s Greatest Feature
Guys, I’m Moving to Venus!
Why Online Classes are Just NOT IT
STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus
Heartbreaking: Girl Staying Home for Fall Semester Thinks her Friendships will Survive the Distance
Fall 2020: A Shakespearean Tragedy
OP-ED: Abroad Did Not Change Me Enough
Top 5 Tips for Zoom Etiquette
What Did You Do This Summer?
Best 5 Minute Life Hack EVER
The “Tragedy” of Toad
Penn Partners with Ancestry.com for Mail-In COVID Tests
Quarantine Edition: Things to Roll on 4/20
“Yeah, I’ve Totally Been Prepping for Social Distancing my Whole Life!” Says Attention-Seeking Extrovert
Op-Ed: How I Got MERTed During Bio Lab
UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library
New Report Predicts Transportation Trends Coming To Campus
Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”
