Secret Wharton Club EXPOSED!!

Secret Wharton Club EXPOSED!!

Everyone wonders about the men in suits we all see in Wharton. Where are they going? Is that Armani? Do they have an interview? Wait jk is that Joseph A Bank lol? Why are they better than me? Well I am here to say that I finally have the answers to all of these questions. … Continue reading

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama

Following the traditional transfer-of-power meeting with President Barack Obama Thursday, President-elect Donald J. Trump came away with a policy vision standing in stark contrast to his campaign message. “I had a fabulous meeting with President Obama today,” Trump said to reporters following the session. “He has some great ideas. The best.” “We’re going to take … Continue reading

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

Last week Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter and, according to Wikipedia, “actress” Sheryl Crow, started a Change.com petition calling for a shorter election cycle.  Crow, fed up with the current election, has ostensibly taken inspiration from international political systems like that of Canada—whose last election lasted just under three months—as potential models for the U.S. After collectively … Continue reading

Which Debate Participant are You?

Which Debate Participant are You?

How often do you wear red sweaters? Every day *has never actually worn a red sweater* Depends, but I always keep one with me in case I rip my other suits Only when I land on them Never, but I will beat ISIS Do you have a mustache? No, but I have always supported mustaches … Continue reading

Punch Bowl’s Guide to Dealing with Rejection

Punch Bowl’s Guide to Dealing with Rejection

It’s that time of year again, the leaves are changing, we’re reminded that pumpkins are technically fruit, and you’re, once again, left trying to figure out how that jagweed in your Poly Sci recitation got a second round and you didn’t (shut up about how well your case went, Kevin).  Yes, it’s rejection season, whether … Continue reading

The 2016 Election’s Media Double-Standard

The 2016 Election’s Media Double-Standard

One thing that’s really been irking me this election cycle has been the incredible double-standard afforded to different people. The media as well as everyday citizens have been complicit, but I would like to do my part to address it now. Under pressure from the Hillary Clinton campaign and media outlets, Donald Trump has waffled … Continue reading

Tim Kaine Scores 3 on AP Spanish Language Exam

Tim Kaine Scores 3 on AP Spanish Language Exam

Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Tim Kaine has recently come under scrutiny for his Spanish language skills.  While Kaine memorably began his first public speech as the Vice Presidential nominee with a call for unity in Spanish—having picked up the language while working with missionaries in Honduras—according to the College Board, Kaine may be lacking. A … Continue reading