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Help! I have fallen out of the universe

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Penn Students Opt For Safer Alternatives To Dining Halls

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Zoom Class Captivated by Show Reflected Off of Student’s Glasses

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Side Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine Just for You!

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How to Maintain Mental Wellness in a Pandemic

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“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

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Find YOUR Divorce Match Today!

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Penn Block Scheduling Is Great For Everyone!

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Punch Bowl Mining Crew Discovers the Ruins of Gourmet Grocer

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REPORT: Masochists Prefer Two-Injection Vaccines

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The Life and Death of Covie, the Brave Covid Particle – Part One

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CPAC Statues that Didn’t Make the Cut

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OP ED: I took classes synchronously as an international student, and it was totally worth it!

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Student Finds Loophole For Penn Two-Day Spring Break

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Goldman Interviewer Has Had Enough of the Bullshit

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Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

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We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

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Penn Student-Athletes Finally Getting What They Deserve

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Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

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69 Penn Specific Romance Tropes for Valentines Day

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Op-Ed: Penn is the Ivy League’s Biggest Overachiever

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How Outsmart PennOpen Pass

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How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

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Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

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5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped

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2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania

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Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project

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Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020

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Stress Foods: RANKED

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Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)

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OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists

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PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

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Note Regarding Upcoming Holiday Travel From Penn

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Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

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BREAKING: Dominatrix Is Controlling Election Coverage

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A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki

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EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

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Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name

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Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice

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Judge Barrett responds to every question with lyrics from “Losing My Religion”- answers actually make more sense

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DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired

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Late Night Musings of a Professor

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This Lecture is Taking Forever: A Villanelle

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Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

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I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

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Exclusive Interview with Jefferson Davis

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NEW CLUB ON CAMPUS: We write Rupi Kaur poetry about Penn

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13 Puns for these Cursed Times

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Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks

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Fall DIYs With Little to No Purchases!

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