by Rich Chaudhuri

Ordinary Penn Students:
Trust fund babies
Snorting up cocaine
Blowing Daddy’s money
On overpriced Champagne
Daily ordering of take out from Pod
If Penn was the universe
They’d think they were its gods

Female Trust Fund Baby:
Studying is for fools
Examinations are not cool
I go to Penn just for the name
Learning is so last May
How much is your watch worth
Really, is that so?
Why am I your friend still
Begone you cheap ass ho!

Male Trust Fund Baby:
All my clothes are tailormade
But even still its hard to get laid
I have a face that makes people sick
So I have to pay them to suck my dick

All Trust Fund Babies:
We have so much money, so we’re better than you
You peasants will work for our Daddies
So bow down and shine our shoes
The crème de la crème, the top of the heap
We are the shepherds and you are the sheep
How dare you gaze upon us, you are not worthy
What, you’re worth a fortune? Come and join the party!

Rousing Chorus:
Trust fund babies
Snorting up cocaine
Blowing Daddy’s money
On overpriced Champagne
Daily ordering of take out from Pod
If Penn was the universe
They’d think they were its gods

Ordinary Penn Students
What will you do when reality calls
Oh shock horror, you’d have to get a job!
How the tables have turned somehow
I have to ask a question: who’s the bitch now?
Newsflash newsflash, the economy tanked
I wonder who’s about to get spanked?