Senior Year – STATUS UPDATE

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Because tables are the highest form of humor

1. Except with your freshman year roommate; wasn’t he/she/it an asshole?
2. Like most parties sponsored by Penn, nobody comes.
3. …while probably crying
4. Carleton: “It’s pronounced ‘Porsche.’” Hillary – “No, it’s pronounced Porsch-ae!”
5. Cocaine is an expensive habit, she can get off her high horse and use crack like the rest of us.
6. Didn’t you notice I said I’m humming “The Prince of Egypt” Soundtrack?

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