Super Base

This one is for the labs with the tubing systems

Titrate acid with the buret system

When it comes down in the flask, he be mixin’ up

Got stacks on deck like he savin’ up

And he ill, he real, he might gotta seal
He pop bottles and he’s not the right kind to spill

He cold, he dope, he might cause smoke

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a muthafuckin trip, trip, drainer of the sink, sink

When he make it drip, drip count it don’t you blink, blink

That’s the kind of hue I was lookin’ for

And yes you’ll get zapped if you cook it yo’

Phenolphthalein, you’re a hell of a dye

I mean my, my, my, my you’re like pelican fly

I mean, you’re so shy and also known as lye

Makes skin slicker than the guy when the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him what the Kb is

I am king of the lab, I make them groups up, back proofs up, and walk the Spruce up

Boy you got my heart beat, N-a-O-H

Beating like a drum and it’s raisin’ pH

Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base

Yeah that’s that super base

Got that super base boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base

Yeah that’s that super base

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super base
boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super base

This one is for the kids in Orgo

Pre-med lab partners and them moguls

He could bond with metals, he could solo

But I think I like him better cause he polar

And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on

He ain’t even gotta try to put the mac on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then the proton’s comin’ off, off, uh

Excuse me, you’re a hell of a lye you know I really got a thing for the hydroxides

I mean, sigh, sickenin’ eyes I can tell that you’re stable on your conjugate side

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him what the Kb is

I am king of the lab, I make them groups up, back proofs up, and walk the Spruce up

See I need you not to dissociate

No, no, no, no, no I know you’ll stay

No, no, no, no, no don’t go away

Boy you got my heart beatin’, N-a-O-H

Don’t you hear that heart beatin’, N-a-O-H

Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base
Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base

Boy you got my heart beatin, N-a-O-H

Beating like a drum and it’s raisin’ pH

Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base

Yeah that’s that super base

Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, base

Yeah that’s that super base

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super base
boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super base

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