True or False: Movies

Challenge: Based on these taglines, guess which of these movies are real, and which are false…

Surf Ninjas– Can two surf-loving Cali bros defeat a cyborg with their newly discovered ninja skills?

Zombie Vampires Meet the Tooth Fairy– There are some teeth too vicious for even the Tooth Fairy…

The Wedding Marriage– A wedding planner gets engaged, chaos ensues.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians– The king of Mars wants Santa Claus to be a new Martian role model, but one Martian wants Santa gone.

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter– Lesbian-killing vampires are on the loose, and only one man can defeat them, with martial arts and carpentry.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes– It’s like The Gremlins, but with fruit.

Porno Holocaust– What these people stranded on an island don’t know… will kill them.

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini– Can the ghost of a recently dead man stop his evil lawyer from claiming his estate?

Sex and Breakfast– Who needs medicinal marijuana when your doctor prescribes anonymous group sex?

Disco Pirates– Pirates who sail with a black flag by day and a disco ball by night.

Answer key:
True: Surf Ninjas, The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Porno Holocaust, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Sex and Breakfast
False: Zombie Vampires Meet the Tooth Fairy, The Wedding Marriage, Disco Pirates

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