Make true on the “hump like rabbits” adage.
Find a way to wear the bunny mask while simultaneously satisfying his nicotine addiction.
Challenge a baseball mascot to a cage match.
Give a lecture on the merits of veterinary responsibility.
Go to a dubstep concert where grown men in animal costumes aren’t considered all that unusual.
Tell a small child that his pet rabbit actually fell into a puddle of radioactive waste.
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