White House Emergency Responses

As the Commander in Chief, the President and his staff have to be prepared for any threat to American safety. Accordingly, the White House has to make plans for any and all scenarios. In a shameless affront to national security, the Punch Bowl recently stole those plans using its crack team of hackers and hack team of crackers. The document is reprinted below:

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