Today is Spring Break Eve, which means throughout the day thousands of college students will be travelling to exotic destinations all around the world to enjoy a well-deserved week of sun, booze, and hepatitis-filled tap water. In order to keep you safe this spring break, the Pennsylvania Punch Bowl has translated a few of the more confusing cartoons on a typical airplane’s safety card. If you read this list through, we guarantee that you will have a safe and relaxing spring break. If you don’t, we hope you contract mega-herpes.
Safety Is Not A Joke