Where in the World was Kim Jong-un?

With reports that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has allegedly  (and finally) been seen in public, many people are wondering where he has been for the past month. Punch Bowl investigative journalists have obtained authentic, real, and totally legit photographic evidence showing how the supreme leader has been spending his time.

In the past month, he:

Received the Nobel Peace Prize for singlehandedly ending war and spreading world peace

Nobel Peace Prize

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Went HAM at Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Acted as team captain for the Cleveland Cavaliers

Basketball

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turned down for what

Turn Down For What

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Judged basics

Judging

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snuck into Starbucks everyday to get pumpkin spice lattes

Pumpkin Spice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Went on a Birthright trip to find a nice Jewish girl

Birthright

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Had secret relationship with Kris Jenner to comfort her amidst her recent divorce from Bruce

Kris Jenner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fulfilled his dream of becoming a backup dancer for Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Visited Madame Tussauds to pose with his favorite celebs

Wax

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