MARK MADNESS ELITE EIGHT RESULTS AND PREVIEW

The Elite Eight results are in! Here’s what our Mark experts think about this round:

Marksmanship (7) v. Mark Ruffalo (1): YES, THE REIGN OF RUFFALO IS OVER. FUCK YOU MARK RUFFALO, AND YOUR UNDERSTATED REPUTATION AS A TALENTED AND HANDSOME ACTOR!!!          -Karl

Mark Twain (1) v. Mark Hamill (6): Jedis have proved no match for the wit and social commentary of Twain. If Twain were here, I believe he would say, “Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”

Markers (1) v. Markdowns (2): Markdowns are fantastic, and well worth a trip to the Final Four. Unfortunately, it got a matchup nightmare because how do you create markdowns all by yourself? YOU CROSS OUT THE PRICE TAGS WITH MARKERS AND PRETEND IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN YOU GOT THERE! This also may explain why we couldn’t actually read the vote count for Markdowns, which allowed Markers to advance uncontested in a sea of ink and controversy.

Marco Polo (game) (5) v. Market Street (3): Marco Polo *Polo* wins again! An annihilation of Market St. leaves Marco Polo *Polo* feeling extremely confident moving forward to their matchup against Markers. Who will win: Markers, the paradigm for all things one can use to color in a coloring book, or Marco Polo *Polo* the iconic pool game of a generation? Marco Polo *Polo* — WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY???

Make sure to vote in the Final Four round of MARK MADNESS here!

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