Donald Trump Doesn’t Know the State Capitals

A White House aide has confirmed that the President of the United States does not know the capitals of most states. This became evident when Barron Trump, the fifth-grade son of the President, asked his father for help studying for his state capitals test, during which Barron is expected to take a blank map of the United States, and write in each state, and its respective capital. It has been confirmed that President Trump claimed that the capital of California was Los Angeles (it’s Sacremento), and failed to produce an answer when Barron asked, “which one is New Hampshire and which is Vermont?” Most shockingly, however, Trump claimed that the capital of New York is Queens. Barron Trump’s next assignment is a five-paragraph essay on the system of checks and balances in the United States federal government.

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