- 3. You can barely make it to DRL and they are on their 5th mile
- 4. Playground by day, uncomfortable sex cave by night
- 5. Annoying to whip out and blow in public
- 7. Public urinal
- 9. Quirky op-ed writers ride these to class
- 10. Where are their parents? Seriously?
- 12. Are going to hell, says the yell-y guy in the cargo shorts
- 1. Don’t make eye contact. You’re not a bad person. Just late for class. Always.
- 2. Deserve to be trampled
- 6. The worstest boys
- 8. The goodest boys
- 11. A crime to whip out or blow in public