New Phrase “Shut your Cock-Holster” taking University by Storm

While the origins are unknown, there has been a rising trend of students telling other students to “Shut your Cock-Holster”. Sociologists for the University report that it is slang for telling a student to shut their mouth. But in a crude corruption of the phrase, students refer to the mouth as a cock-holster due to its prominent role in acts of oral sex by both male and female students. While free expression is encouraged on campus, University officials are imploring for students to use the phrase, “Shut your pie-hole” instead. Many are also angered by the portrayal of the mouth as a holster, as though it were for a gun. They are calling for more stringent regulation regarding gun-based phrases.

As of now there is no sign of the shlong slang slowing its penetration into campus culture.
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