This past week has been an exciting time for the BBB major department, which stands for umm… uhhh… basic bio something? Due to numerous complaints and general confusion, the BBB department issued a proposal to change the name to something easier to understand.
Current BBB major, Simon P (C’20), expressed his thoughts about the issue: “It always gets on my nerves when people ask ‘what’s that?’ every time I would bring up my major. I have so many other accomplishments to talk about, so I hate taking the time to explain what BBB is.”
The Punch Bowl obtained an inside scoop of the names currently in the running:
PMED: I’m a Pre-Med
BN: Basically a Neurosurgeon
EB: Easy Biology
BT: Bio with a Twist
BBB: Big Booty Bitchez
HRDPSYC: It’s like psych, but hard
BBB: Big Baller Brand
BA: Brain Aficionado
RHSS: Really Hard Science-y Stuff
BBB: Better Business Bureau (Required Wharton Dual-Degree)
SMRT: I’m Smart
BBB: Blah Blah Blah
PMED: Did I mention that I’m a Pre-Med?
Although the process of renaming the major is still in its preliminary stages, current majors are eager to AX-ON this opportunity.