Spooky One Liners to get you a Boo

When people are at their most unpredictable on the spookiest day of the year (and the subsequent HalloWeekend), your superhero costume might give you that extra little bit of courage needed to shoot your shot. Here are some fool-proof one-liners to sweep that prince(ss) off their feet 🙂 

 

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

Are my eyes playing tricks on me or am I looking at a treat?

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!

If you’re out of candy, I’d be more than okay with grabbing your number.

Who needs a flashlight to navigate the dark when I’ve got you?

I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as “the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party”?

Out of all the slutty bunnies, you’re the only one I’d romp around with.

That skeleton over there said he’d get your number, but he didn’t have the guts; so here I am!

Hope you find your lifelong boo ❤

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