Prepare to be amazed by what I have achieved from the toilet while others waste their time and fail to match my level of productivity.
- Made networking and family calls because that’s the only way to fit calls to important people into my schedule
- Broken up with my significant other over text
- Eaten an entire &pizza for dinner
- Cleaned the shower from my position on the toilet
- Combed/Fixed up my hair.
- Turned in my CIS 110 assignment a minute before the deadline
- Sexted my TA or another classmate over Piazza
- Submitted my application for the coveted Goldman Sachs internship (which I later got)
- Matched on Tinder with my formal date
- Taken a cat nap
Bonus: 11. Written this article– find inspiration wherever you can.