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Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

May 1, 2019 Punchy

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January 25, 2019 Punchy

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December 21, 2018 Punchy

Ouch! Girl Who Online-Shopped Through Every Lecture Still Did Better Than You on Final

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November 7, 2018November 8, 2018 Punchy

Wharton Gets Their Own CAPS Clinician, So?????

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September 21, 2018September 26, 2018 Punchy

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