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Category: by Ellie Hoffman

February 15, 2021February 15, 2021 Punchy

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

December 4, 2020 Punchy

5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020 Punchy

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

October 9, 2020 Punchy

Exclusive Interview with Jefferson Davis

September 22, 2020 Punchy

Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online

September 8, 2020 Punchy

OP-ED: Abroad Did Not Change Me Enough

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Punchy

“Yeah, I’ve Totally Been Prepping for Social Distancing my Whole Life!” Says Attention-Seeking Extrovert

November 11, 2019 Punchy

Don’t Send Nudes; Send Podcast Recommendations

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Punchy

Wow! Another Ethan Doesn’t Respect Women!

September 25, 2019September 24, 2019 Punchy

Girl with “Good Vibes Only” Sticker Emitting Terrible Vibes

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punchy

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

May 1, 2019 Punchy

“NCH Is Like in the Middle of Nowhere” Says English Major with Four Fisher-Bennett Classes

January 25, 2019 Punchy

“Woke” PoliSci Major Falls Asleep in Every Class

December 21, 2018 Punchy

Ouch! Girl Who Online-Shopped Through Every Lecture Still Did Better Than You on Final

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Punchy

Are Men Discriminated Against?

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018 Punchy

Wharton Gets Their Own CAPS Clinician, So?????

October 10, 2018 Punchy

Girl Who Just Signed Her Text “Best, Genevieve” is Actually the Worst

September 21, 2018September 26, 2018 Punchy

10 Things Safer than the High Rise Elevators

September 7, 2018September 20, 2018 Punchy

Student Health Closed on Sundays – If You’re Sick, That’s God’s Plan for You

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