March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Punchy

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November 11, 2019 Punchy

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October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Punchy

Wow! Another Ethan Doesn’t Respect Women!

September 25, 2019September 24, 2019 Punchy

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September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punchy

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

May 1, 2019 Punchy

“NCH Is Like in the Middle of Nowhere” Says English Major with Four Fisher-Bennett Classes

January 25, 2019 Punchy

“Woke” PoliSci Major Falls Asleep in Every Class