With reports that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has allegedly (and finally) been seen in public, many people are wondering where he has been for the past month. Punch Bowl investigative journalists have obtained authentic, real, and totally legit photographic evidence showing how the supreme leader has been spending his time. In the past month, he: Received … Continue reading
Nowadays, it seems like everyone has a mixtape. Thus, here are some of the mixtapes I would personally like to see in the coming year.
Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. This is the second part of a series on the art of rap music. Have you read the first? No? Well then FUCK YOU. Adam Bradley’s Book of Rhymes: The Poetics of Hip-Hop tells us that rap music can be appreciated as an art form in the same vein as … Continue reading
Today is Spring Break Eve, which means throughout the day thousands of college students will be travelling to exotic destinations all around the world to enjoy a well-deserved week of sun, booze, and hepatitis-filled tap water. In order to keep you safe this spring break, the Pennsylvania Punch Bowl has translated a few of the … Continue reading
As the year progresses, you’re probably starting to wonder about the age-old question: Where am I going to live next year? When answering this question, it’s important to consider many factors, like cost, neighborhood, and proximity to Wawa. Sophomore Brendan Murray recently completed an extensive study on the subject and has shared his findings with … Continue reading
With special thanks to Sam Pasternack for the inspiration.
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Pinterest is the fastest growing online community, although it is largely populated by women. Why is this? Because much like tampons and Le Pain Quotidien, men just can’t make heads or tails of it. And don’t want to discuss it. Ever. Here’s a little something to help all you men out there navigate this uncharted … Continue reading
Who says picture books are just for children? Introducing Fraternity Books: for adults with the reading level of children! *Themes suitable for pledges and brothers alike. The Very Hungry Fraterpillar – Read, or sound out the words of (it’s ok, don’t be ashamed), the touching story of a young freshman working his way through pledging. … Continue reading
Make true on the “hump like rabbits” adage. Find a way to wear the bunny mask while simultaneously satisfying his nicotine addiction. Challenge a baseball mascot to a cage match. Give a lecture on the merits of veterinary responsibility. Go to a dubstep concert where grown men in animal costumes aren’t considered all that unusual. … Continue reading
The rules are simple. Start with 24 people in a room. The 24 tributes will be contained in this room that could hold anything from vodka to moonshine. Over a period of several hours, the competitors must fight to be the Thirst Games victor by drinking more than the others. The last tribute standing wins. … Continue reading
PHILADELPHIA – Scientists at Penn have uncovered the mixture for the chemical suspension of disbelief. It contains equal parts things that are never going to happen and things that never should.
After the Miami Heat’s 102-88 victory over the New York Knicks, we caught up with LeBron James to hear his thoughts on beating the unbeatable Jeremy Lin. “Lin’s loss totally messed up my fantasy team stats.” –LeBron James
The Voice is about singing? Continue reading
Check out this month’s Pottery Barn: Special Edition. Brought to you by: The Bob Marley Foundation, Celebrity Rehab, Amsterdam, and drug lords everywhere. A new twist on the classic potluck dinner: a touch of pot makes every dish special. DIY: Grow it at home, we suggest in a barn. Pot and Pans: bowls for every … Continue reading
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