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Category: by Chris Van Orden

August 30, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

The Mind of an Insomniac – OF THE FUTURE!!!!

August 30, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

Wine? Wine Not!

August 29, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

My Mind is Fighting Itself

August 29, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

Why I Have Reconsidered Wearing My Glasses

August 29, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

Anti-Tech

August 27, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

New Mental Disorders

August 27, 2010July 29, 2012 Punchy

The Last Straw

August 27, 2010July 30, 2012 Punchy

An Angry Letter to the Makers of the Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner

August 27, 2010July 30, 2012 Punchy

What Kind of Fastening Device Are You?

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Pendleton Homecoming Newsletter

August 25, 2010July 30, 2012 Punchy

Top 10 Things In Need Of Being Cut

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My Father, the Lawyer

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Great New Food Recipes

August 25, 2010July 30, 2012 Punchy

Open Letter to Leather Cop

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