About: Arnolf Bentham
Biographical: Richard ‘Toothy’ Bookerton was born in 1954 beneath the overpass near Exit 47-A on I-95. Raised on garbage and hard knocks, Bookerton learned from an early age that if he was going to get anywhere in life, it would be through “git’n money from hav’n folks thinks that I be not what I am’s” .
Toothy began grifting in the early 60s, taking such personas as a child prodigy at piano, the illegitimate son of Jeopardy host Art Fleming, and a can of tuna. In 1974 he convinced the public that he was the manager of the Philadelphia Phillies and led them to 3rd place in the National League East (Mike Schmidt would later acknowledge that most of his fielding expertise came from Bookerton’s instruction). In the 1980s and 90s he spent time on his biggest project ever by conning his way to Vice President of the United States under the pseudonym ‘Dan Quayle’.
Today, Bookerton is currently passing off as a student at the University of Pennsylvania under the names such as ‘Arnolf Bentham’ and ‘Jonah T. Mysterious’. It is known that he frequently contributes to the Punch Bowl Humor Magazine.
The author has 30 post(s):
– Fan Fiction: The Art of Reworking Classics for the Entertainment of One on 11/07/2012, stored in Articles
– Our Love on 16/04/2012, stored in Articles
– Last Will and Testament: The Truth on 06/03/2012, stored in Articles
– Field Trip on 21/02/2012, stored in Articles
– The Life and Times of Ingar Brevich on 24/01/2012, stored in Articles
– Innovation Fail on 06/12/2011, stored in Articles
– All Aboard the Love Train on 07/11/2011, stored in Articles
– Randolphe III on 10/10/2011, stored in Articles
– The Global Financial Crisis on 26/09/2011, stored in Articles
– Advanced Question Dodging on 30/08/2011, stored in Articles
– A Letter from the University of Pennsylvania Research and Thesis Review Board on 25/04/2011, stored in Articles
– The Prosecution Rests on 18/04/2011, stored in Articles
– MERT Daily Log on 04/04/2011, stored in Articles
– Welcome to the Marriott! on 21/03/2011, stored in Articles
– Midterm Grades Now Posted on 04/03/2011, stored in Articles
– A Letter To My Darling Wife on 21/02/2011, stored in Articles
– Amish Country Jams! on 07/02/2011, stored in Articles
– Made this a bit ago on 18/01/2011, stored in Articles&Images
– NAMBLA Ode to Justin Bieber on 27/12/2010, stored in Articles
– The Adventures of Legacy Man and Affirmative Action Girl!!!!! on 13/12/2010, stored in Articles
– Yeezy Protests on 06/12/2010, stored in Articles&Images
– What My Essay Really Says on 21/11/2010, stored in Articles
– In Case the Mayor of Chicago Thing Doesn’t Work Out on 08/11/2010, stored in Articles&Images
– A Scary Halloween Tale…… on 25/10/2010, stored in Articles
– Welcome to Sansom Place! on 11/10/2010, stored in Articles
– So Suddenly It’s Cool to Have Leonardo DiCaprio Show Up in Your Dreams? on 05/09/2010, stored in Articles
– Google vs China Censorship War! on 18/04/2010, stored in Images
– Let’s Cut the Bullshit: An Oscar Preview by Arnold Bentham on 12/03/2010, stored in Articles
– No Gold on 20/02/2010, stored in Images
– Ancient Greek Life on 15/12/2009, stored in Articles
