March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punchy

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punchy

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

October 15, 2018 Punchy

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

February 11, 2018 Punchy

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

November 1, 2017 Punchy

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

October 23, 2017October 27, 2017 Punchy

Gutmann Releases New Urgent Message About Task Force

September 19, 2017 Punchy

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!