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October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 Punchy

Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Punchy

UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

February 6, 2020 Punchy

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punchy

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punchy

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

October 15, 2018 Punchy

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

February 11, 2018 Punchy

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

November 1, 2017 Punchy

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

October 23, 2017October 27, 2017 Punchy

Gutmann Releases New Urgent Message About Task Force

September 19, 2017 Punchy

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

February 28, 2017March 13, 2017 Punchy

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

November 21, 2016January 15, 2020 Punchy

BREAKING: There’s Still a Chance…

October 10, 2016January 15, 2020 Punchy

New College House Finally Named after Donor Alfred E. New

November 23, 2015January 29, 2016 Punchy

NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE

October 27, 2015November 9, 2015 Punchy

Are You in Fisher Fine Arts? Click This Immediately

October 20, 2015November 4, 2015 Punchy

The Punch Bowl Guide to Beer

October 19, 2015January 15, 2020 Punchy

Area Man Can Find the Size of Any Two-Dimensional Shape

October 5, 2015October 28, 2015 Punchy

God Still Undecided On Which NFL QB He Loves Best

September 29, 2015October 26, 2015 Punchy

College Sophomore Reportedly Blinded by Twinkling String Lights

September 29, 2015October 20, 2015 Punchy

Class, Did Any of You Leave this Behind?

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