
Tag: amy gutmann


UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

BREAKING: There’s Still a Chance…

New College House Finally Named after Donor Alfred E. New

NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE

Are You in Fisher Fine Arts? Click This Immediately

The Punch Bowl Guide to Beer

Area Man Can Find the Size of Any Two-Dimensional Shape

God Still Undecided On Which NFL QB He Loves Best

College Sophomore Reportedly Blinded by Twinkling String Lights
