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VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

October 12, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

February 6, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

October 15, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

February 11, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

November 1, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

October 23, 2017October 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Gutmann Releases New Urgent Message About Task Force

September 19, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

February 28, 2017March 13, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

November 21, 2016January 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: There’s Still a Chance…

October 10, 2016January 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

New College House Finally Named after Donor Alfred E. New

November 23, 2015January 29, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE

October 27, 2015November 9, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Are You in Fisher Fine Arts? Click This Immediately

October 20, 2015November 4, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

The Punch Bowl Guide to Beer

October 19, 2015January 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Area Man Can Find the Size of Any Two-Dimensional Shape

October 5, 2015October 28, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

God Still Undecided On Which NFL QB He Loves Best

September 29, 2015October 26, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

College Sophomore Reportedly Blinded by Twinkling String Lights