Tag: College
My New and Original Admissions Consulting Business!
How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings
Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)
5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn
Quarantine Edition: Things to Roll on 4/20
Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”
The Five Stages of Post-Midterm Grief
MADLIBS: Back when I was a freshman…
How to Summon Your Roommate
BREAKING: New College House Dedicated to Kanye, Now Called “College House West”
Student discovers he signed up to host 24 Baby Quakers while blacked out at Fling
10 Things Not to Say to Your Roommate on Move-In Day
Campus Masochists Bemoan End of Finals Week
Sedona Jameson | I Refuse to be Silenced
NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE
Exposé: Penn Heroin Club
Penn Community Waiting for Snow Day
