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November 5, 2018 Punchy

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September 6, 2018 Punchy

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March 17, 2017 Punchy

President Trump Reacts to NCAA Tournament on Twitter

February 28, 2017March 13, 2017 Punchy

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

February 14, 2017March 3, 2017 Punchy

President Donald Trump Releases Statement Criticizing Michael Flynn

February 3, 2017February 21, 2017 Punchy

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know the State Capitals

January 31, 2017February 9, 2017 Punchy

Sbarro Releases Statement in Support of Airport Protests

December 9, 2016January 31, 2017 Punchy

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November 21, 2016January 24, 2017 Punchy

Martin O’Malley Could’ve Saved this Country

November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

October 26, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

Voter Registration on Campus Doesn’t Enter You in Cruise Raffle

October 24, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

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September 21, 2016October 24, 2016 Punchy

The 2016 Election’s Media Double-Standard

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Donald Trump Enters Crowded Class Board Presidential Race

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