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Tag: Freshmen

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punchy

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

October 26, 2018 Punchy

RA in Dilapidated Quad Hall Spends $0.00 on Haunted House Event

September 3, 2018September 3, 2018 Punchy

Naïve, Sheltered Freshman Girl Still Excited by Frat Parties

November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punchy

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

September 21, 2015September 25, 2015 Punchy

Punch Bowl’s Guide to Friendship

February 25, 2015March 16, 2015 Punchy

The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues

September 15, 2014September 22, 2014 kmsimon

BREAKING: Penngineers hacked into Playboy website to make us #1

September 14, 2014September 20, 2014 kmsimon

Things Unintentionally Learned During NSO

September 3, 2014September 14, 2014 kmsimon

NEW ISSUE: NSO ISSUE ONLINE NOW

October 16, 2013March 15, 2015 Punchy

BREAKING: Major Fair Leaves Freshmen More Confused Than Before

September 15, 2013September 23, 2013 Punchy

Things I Unintentionally Learned During NSO

March 26, 2013April 6, 2013 Sam Pasternack

Ocelot: A Secret Freshmen Society

December 2, 2012December 10, 2012 Punchy

The Best of 2012’s Nuclear Winter Trends

October 15, 2012October 19, 2012 Arnolf Bentham

Record Levels of Wimpiness Found in College Freshmen

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