November 19, 2020 Punchy

OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists

November 18, 2020 Punchy

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

October 30, 2020 Punchy

Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Punchy

Op-Ed: Why Penn Students Don’t Need Breaks

September 22, 2020 Punchy

Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online

September 15, 2020 Punchy

Guys, I’m Moving to Venus!

February 25, 2020 Punchy

New Report Predicts Transportation Trends Coming To Campus

February 18, 2020 Punchy

The Five Stages of Post-Midterm Grief

February 11, 2020 Punchy

Dear Straight White Male, Why Have You Forsaken Me?

February 6, 2020 Punchy

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

February 5, 2020 Punchy

OP-ED: Penn Kids Do Not Drink Enough

February 3, 2020 Punchy

Top 10 Things I’ve Accomplished From The Toilet

November 26, 2019November 27, 2019 Punchy

Thanksgiving Haikus 2019

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 Punchy

“Mask and Wig” Club Founded for Students Interested in Costume Design

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Punchy

MY Overnight Economic Miracle

October 24, 2019October 24, 2019 Punchy

Worldwide Outbreak of “Shitty Week”

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punchy

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

September 2, 2019October 2, 2019 Punchy

Wharton to Begin Offering “Skills for Avoiding Homeless People on the Street” Class in Fall 2020

March 26, 2019 Punchy

How to Summon Your Roommate

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019 Punchy

Jonas Brothers Reunion Linked to Improved Mental Health at Penn