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Tag: President

February 15, 2021February 15, 2021 Punchy

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020 Punchy

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punchy

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punchy

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

February 27, 2017 Punchy

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

February 1, 2017February 21, 2017 Punchy

Donald Trump Starts Twitter War with Himself

November 21, 2016January 24, 2017 Punchy

Martin O’Malley Could’ve Saved this Country

November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

October 24, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

Which Debate Participant are You?

November 23, 2015 Punchy

This Thanksgiving, Obama Says “You’re Welcome”

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Punchy

Clinton Indulges in Moment of Relaxation, Campaign Falters

November 2, 2015November 11, 2015 Punchy

Why We Should Just Give Jim Webb The Presidency in 2016

April 22, 2015April 29, 2015 Punchy

Waka Flocka Flame Announces Candidacy for President, Worse Things Have Still Happened to America

November 26, 2014January 28, 2015 Punchy

Top 6 Reasons Why Pitbull Should Be President

February 17, 2014February 22, 2014 Punchy

President Obama Still Dropping Hints About Presidents Day

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“At Last, You Are All Under My Control”: Obama’s Acceptance Speech

October 24, 2012October 28, 2012 rajgopal391

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