
Tag: satire


How to Maintain Self-Esteem When You AREN’T Cat Called

Personalized Penn Pep-Talks Presented by Punch-Bowl

The Official Unofficial Punch Bowl Application

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

5 “Before You Die” Lists You Must Read Before You Die

DP’s Inorganic Seeding Outrages Vegan Society

The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues

Hung Over Philosophy Professor Makes Students “Sit Down and Think About Their Lives”

New App Combines Tinder, GrubHub, BuzzFeed Quizzes

Top 6 Reasons Why Pitbull Should Be President

Things That Mattered To Me This Week: Drake’s A Side Chick, Obama’s Racism, Mother of Six Is Bro-er Than You

Franklin Field to Become Roman-Style Colosseum

Rap Analytics Part III: Rappers Are Crazy

The Mixtapes I Want To See In 2015

New Job Opportunity: World’s Vaguest Start-Up

Amy Gutmann Announces Multi-Million Dollar “Supervillain” Prize

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