February 15, 2021February 15, 2021 Punchy

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020 Punchy

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020 Punchy

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

October 22, 2020 Punchy

DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired

January 21, 2020 Punchy

Call of Duty Players to be the First WWIII Draftees

November 16, 2017 Punchy

Sessions Claims Forgot Papadopolous Because Name is “Very Forgettable”

March 13, 2017April 4, 2017 Punchy

Trump Decides Not To Cut EPA Budget After Watching WALL-E

March 1, 2017March 16, 2017 Punchy

What We Sacrificed for the Cubs to Win

February 27, 2017 Punchy

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

February 21, 2017March 3, 2017 Punchy

Milo Yiannopoulos Reinvited to CPAC After Controversial Healthcare Comments

February 20, 2017March 3, 2017 Punchy

Trump Hires Team of Computer Scientists to Code Sean Spicer

February 8, 2017February 21, 2017 Punchy

Trump Initiates “Nuclear Option” for Gorsuch Nomination, Mistakenly Dooms Humanity

February 1, 2017February 21, 2017 Punchy

Donald Trump Starts Twitter War with Himself

January 31, 2017February 9, 2017 Punchy

Sbarro Releases Statement in Support of Airport Protests

January 23, 2017February 21, 2017 Punchy

Alternative Stuff

November 10, 2016December 8, 2016 Punchy

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama

September 21, 2016October 24, 2016 Punchy

The 2016 Election’s Media Double-Standard

March 27, 2016September 20, 2016 Punchy

Notes on a Punch Bowl

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Punchy

Clinton Indulges in Moment of Relaxation, Campaign Falters

September 16, 2015September 25, 2015 Punchy

GOP Candidates Attend Pancake Party Before Debate