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Tag: University of Pennsylvania

August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 Punchy

Penn Partners with Ancestry.com for Mail-In COVID Tests

January 24, 2017February 7, 2017 Punchy

2016: A Review

April 5, 2016September 21, 2016 Punchy

Hosting Your Quaker Day Student: A Quick Guide

March 31, 2016April 14, 2016 Punchy

Dissatisfaction with Midterm Grades Paralyzes Introductory Political Science Class

March 31, 2016September 20, 2016 Punchy

Penn Researchers With Breakthrough Meth-Related Discovery

February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Punchy

After Six Coin Tosses, Sanders Camp Complains that Money Bought Iowa

January 28, 2016February 19, 2016 Punchy

Vatican Considering Recognizing B.o.B as a Saint

November 23, 2015January 29, 2016 Punchy

NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE

November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punchy

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

October 27, 2015November 9, 2015 Punchy

Are You in Fisher Fine Arts? Click This Immediately

October 20, 2015November 4, 2015 Punchy

The Punch Bowl Guide to Beer

September 29, 2015October 26, 2015 Punchy

College Sophomore Reportedly Blinded by Twinkling String Lights

September 29, 2015October 5, 2015 Punchy

Thousands Still in Line Waiting to see Pope Francis

September 29, 2015October 20, 2015 Punchy

Class, Did Any of You Leave this Behind?

April 29, 2015September 16, 2015 Punchy

Movie Haikus 2015

April 15, 2015April 27, 2015 Punchy

Hillary Clinton Is Better Than You

March 18, 2015March 27, 2015 Punchy

BREAKING: Local Man Sued By Marvin Gaye’s Family For Singing in the Shower

February 25, 2015March 16, 2015 Punchy

The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues

December 13, 2014January 31, 2015 Punchy

10 Pics and Gifs That You Can Totally Relate To

November 12, 2014November 26, 2014 Punchy

Things That Mattered To Me This Week: Drake’s A Side Chick, Obama’s Racism, Mother of Six Is Bro-er Than You

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