February 11, 2020 Punchy

Dear Straight White Male, Why Have You Forsaken Me?

January 29, 2020 Punchy

Frat Bro Avoids Coronavirus by only Drinking Natty Lite

January 28, 2020 Punchy

Lost Penn Student Diary Has Readers Asking “You Doing Alright Buddy?”

December 11, 2019December 10, 2019 Punchy

New Finals Season Study Strategy: Compartmentalization

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 Punchy

“Mask and Wig” Club Founded for Students Interested in Costume Design

September 12, 2019 Punchy

Freshman Achieves Enlightenment in First Philosophy Class

March 26, 2019 Punchy

How to Summon Your Roommate

March 18, 2019 Punchy

SPEC President Held Ransom For Fling Headliner

February 28, 2019 Punchy

10 Lessons From My First Semester at Penn

May 7, 2018 Punchy

BREAKING: Dozens Injured in Locust Walk Pile-up Caused by British Left-Lane Walker

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018 Punchy

Student discovers he signed up to host 24 Baby Quakers while blacked out at Fling

April 14, 2016May 2, 2016 Punchy

DIY Fling Tank

April 5, 2016September 21, 2016 Punchy

Hosting Your Quaker Day Student: A Quick Guide

March 31, 2016April 14, 2016 Punchy

Dissatisfaction with Midterm Grades Paralyzes Introductory Political Science Class

February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Punchy

After Six Coin Tosses, Sanders Camp Complains that Money Bought Iowa

December 22, 2015March 27, 2016 Punchy

Campus Masochists Bemoan End of Finals Week

November 12, 2015December 22, 2015 Punchy

Das Sweatshirt

November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punchy

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

October 27, 2015November 9, 2015 Punchy

Are You in Fisher Fine Arts? Click This Immediately

May 1, 2015September 21, 2015 Punchy

Mey Day Communist Rally Offends Donors