O Justin,
The year was 20 and 7,
Culkin had passed us by
We waited o’er a decade for something new
But a replacement ne’er did arise

They thought Haley Joel could fill the void
But his age doth preclude his eminence
We have a sixth sense for aging boys
And Osment be now a veteran

O Justin!
You tube’d, we watched, with impassioned eyes
As you sang with a heavenly voice
Our hands did shake, our blood did rise
Entire bodies rejoiced!

Quite suddenly you turned a star
Your golden locks shone brightly
By day you remained away so far
Though within reach, in dreams, you come nightly

O Justin!
Lord above, please take my soul
If I should die of fever
For lovesick I be, and if I die
The Messiah’s name is Bieber

And revive the dead he has
At least those who’s hearts had frosted
U Smiled, and we did too dear Justin
Even though by police we were accosted

O Justin!
Is love between a man and boy wrong
When inside it feels so grand?
For I can’t help but wonder, if your every song
Be about some middle-aged man

Indeed heaven doth bring the light of day
But nay, fa’r brighter shines you
Maybe, perchance, we could meet I pray
Baby, baby, baby ooh